Take this job and shove it.

[juldea]

So, uh, anyone hiring?

I'm proficient in trivium and quadrivium (yay BS in Letters), can make most MS Office products do my bidding, type above 100 wpm, have 4 years of experience in editing/publishing and 2.5 years of experience in finance, know some low-level coding, and am a fast and eager learner of new concepts and processes.

All I ask is for a little respect. Just a little bit.




...oh god, has this day been coming. I'm glad it's finally here.

Comments

[gaffman.livejournal.com]

I'll pay you to walk around my house nekkid and cook me dinner... ;P

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Yes, but HOW MUCH will you pay me? I'd need airfare to get there, too, and emotional damages for the inevitable ending of my current relationship. ;)

[gaffman.livejournal.com]

well sadly im poor and unemployed right now... but rest assured if i had mountains of cash this would be right up there on my list of ways to waste it ;)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Free trip to Australia? AND you're not asking for anything more than being naked and cooking, and I can do both of those... I bet you'd give me internet, too. ;)