I think that's supposed to be a morbid knock-off of the Alessi kitchenware. (I have some salt and pepper shakers. They're adorable!) I'll post a link later, maybe.
I don't know why I called it morbid; it's actually pretty funny.
Why stop at an unspecific, abstracted human figure? I want a knife-holder that's a life-size, accurate bust of some fat-mouthed, egotistical idiot like Sean Hannity or Judge Roy Moore.
And then I want a lot of tomatoes. So I can have sandwiches with sliced tomatoes. Every day.
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on 24 Feb 2005 14:48 (UTC)Not for sale.
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on 24 Feb 2005 14:52 (UTC)Dammit, another thing I really want that I can't have.
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on 24 Feb 2005 14:11 (UTC)I don't know why I called it morbid; it's actually pretty funny.
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on 24 Feb 2005 17:30 (UTC)And then I want a lot of tomatoes. So I can have sandwiches with sliced tomatoes. Every day.