best kitchen knife holder ever

[juldea]

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[scirocco.livejournal.com]

It needs one in the crotch.

[tlluria.livejournal.com]

that's the same thought I had

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the head... and then I thought "I don't think I WANT to know if my friend has those desires."

[diego001.livejournal.com]

I want one. Now. You will buy it for me. ;-)

[flyingindie.livejournal.com]

I think that's supposed to be a morbid knock-off of the Alessi kitchenware. (I have some salt and pepper shakers. They're adorable!) I'll post a link later, maybe.

I don't know why I called it morbid; it's actually pretty funny.

[karlean7.livejournal.com]

Did you see my entry?

Not for sale.

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw it after I posted on here, and then I decided not to post any corrections about it 'cause I was too lazy.

Dammit, another thing I really want that I can't have.

[greyhame.livejournal.com]

jwz agrees (http://www.livejournal.com/users/jwz/446952.html).

[etherfinker.livejournal.com]

Why stop at an unspecific, abstracted human figure? I want a knife-holder that's a life-size, accurate bust of some fat-mouthed, egotistical idiot like Sean Hannity or Judge Roy Moore.

And then I want a lot of tomatoes. So I can have sandwiches with sliced tomatoes. Every day.