what's wrong

[juldea]

I'm in pain.
I'm overweight.
I'm broken.
My boyfriend finds it difficult to deal with comforting me.
I'm having a very bad time of the month.
One of my favorite hobbies is collapsing around me, and by "around me" I mean that it's being blamed on me. So who knows how much longer that's going to go.
I'm getting sick.
I'm expected to retype a 3" binder full of documents into Excel.
Another one of my hobbies is becoming a burden because people desire me to be more serious about it than I desire to be, and are bugging me.
Some other girl, who is really awesome in a bunch of ways that I'm not, has been hitting on my boyfriend and telling him that she really wants him.
I don't have enough crafting time.
Did I mention I'm in pain?

Comments

[jester-king.livejournal.com]

Deep breath, hold it, hold it, I'm gonna go have a cigarrette, but keep holding it . . . . Ok, let it out! Now if you haven't passed out, good for you, but you probably cheated. :-) Anyway, sorry to hear about the pain and stuff, as for the hobbies, hell they're hobbies if people are giving you shit about them for any reason remind them that in this place some of us like to call reality hobbies are the things you do for fun and drop like a hot rock when they aren't fun anymore. As for la belle dame sans merci hittin' on your guy, I feel the proper response is public humiliation followed by carefully orchestrated jeering and smack talking. Not only will this make YOU feel much better, it has a fairly high chance of teaching the woman a lesson.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Eh, I don't think that'll make me feel much better, because outside of the flirting she's a pretty cool person who's nothing but nice to me. Of course, if she continues after he and I have told her to stop, THEN we'll start the public humiliation and smack talking.