CleanFlicks

[juldea]

From en_ki:

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http://www.cleanflicks.com

We are the leading provider of edited Hollywood movies.

We edit out:

Profanity
This includes the B-words, H-word when not referring to the place, D-word, S-
word, F-word, etc. It also includes references to deity (G-word and JC-words
etc.), only when these words are used in a non-religious context.

Graphic Violence
This does not mean all violence, only the graphic depictions of decapitation,
impalements, dismemberment, excessive blood, gore etc.

Nudity
This refers to male and female front and back nudity.

Sexual Content
This includes language which refers to sexual activity or has sexual
connotation. It also includes visual content of a graphic or stimulating
nature.

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They have Kill Bill: Volume 1 and 2. How the fuck...?! Are the movies like 15 minutes long afterwards or something?

Wow.

Comments

[alexx-kay.livejournal.com]

Regarding Bowdler: One of my favorite anecdotes about Lewis Carroll and his... odd sexual ideas involves Bowdler. Rather late in his life, discussing various projects he intended to undertake, if he lived long enough (emphasis mine):

Fourthly, a "Shakespeare" for girls: that is, an edition in which everything, not suitable for the perusal of girls of (say) from 10 to 17, should be omitted. Few children under 10 would be likely to understand or enjoy the greatest of poets: and those, who have passed out of girlhood, may safely be left to read Shakespeare, in any edition, `expurgated` or not, that they may prefer: but it seems a pity that so many children, in the intermediate stage, should be debarred from a great pleasure for want of an edition suitable to them. Neither Bowdler`s, Chambers`s, Brandram`s, nor Cundell`s `Boudoir` Shakespeare, seems to me to meet the want: they are not sufficiently `expurgated.` Bowdler`s is the most extraordinary of all: looking through it, I am filled with a deep sense of wonder, considering what he has left in, that he should have cut anything out! Besides relentlessly erasing all that is unsuitable on the score of reverence or decency, I should be inclined to omit also all that seems too difficult, or not likely to interest young readers. The resulting book might be slightly fragmentary: but it would be a real treasure to all British maidens who have any taste for poetry.