combining two memes

[juldea]

So, there's the "respond anonymously with something you want to say" meme, and then the "answer these questions about me" meme, and so I thought I'd combine them. I don't have IP tracking on, so reply to this post if you want to with something randomly you want to say to me anonymously, andor answer any or all of these questions. It's more fun that way, no?

What Would You Do If I . . .
. . . cried?
. . . said I liked you?
. . . kissed you?
. . . started smoking?
. . . stole something?
. . . was hospitalized?
. . . ran away from home?
. . . got in a fight and you were there?

What Do You Think About My . . .
. . . personality?
. . . eyes?
. . . face?
. . . hair?
. . . clothes?
. . . voice?
. . . mannerisms?
. . . sense of humor?
. . . choice of music?
. . . family?

Would You . . .
. . . be my friend?
. . . tell me the truth, no matter what?
. . . lie to make me feel better?
. . . spread rumors about me?
. . . keep a secret if I told you one?
. . . loan me some cash?
. . . hold my hand?
. . . take a bullet for me?
. . . keep in touch?
. . . try and solve my problems?
. . . love me?
. . . have sex with me?

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[(Anonymous)]

What Would You Do If I . . .
. . . cried? Hold you and stroke your hair. And probably make some tea (no mean feat whilst holding a crying person). Dry your eyes. Potentially recite humorous limericks. Eventually snuggle you 'til you slept. I'd sing but that'd just make things worse.
. . . said I liked you? Grin ear-to-ear and tell you I liked you back. :-)
. . . kissed you? After getting over the initial shock, wrap my arms around you and kiss you back, moving one.. Ah, never mind.
. . . started smoking? Not kiss you. Well, unless you brushed your teeth first. ;-) Oh, and if I was feeling especially mischievous, make sure your cigarettes were all in their package upside down, with holes poked in them via a needle right at the filter, all your match-heads colored with crayons, and drain your lighters.
. . . stole something? Be disappointed, after wish I'd see if it was something you'd share. ;-)
. . . was hospitalized? Catch a ride over to the hospital. Oh, and make sure you had flowers. And get tested in case they needed like, a liver donor or whatever.
. . . ran away from home? You're an adult. It's not running away from home, it is Making A Choice. :-)
. . . got in a fight and you were there? I got your back--if I couldn't calm things down so the fight was averted. And we'd kick total ass, too.

What Do You Think About My . . .
. . . personality? Way cool (understatement)
. . . eyes? Deep. Sparkly.
. . . face? Rooooowrrrrr.
. . . hair? I like your hair. Longer might be cool again, though.
. . . clothes? Haven't seen your mode of dress lately.
. . . voice? Haven't heard it in a while, but last I remember,
. . . mannerisms? Haven't been around you enough, but generally amiable/cool
. . . sense of humor? A horse walks into the bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
. . . choice of music? What I've seen/heard, very good.
. . . family? I am afraid I do not know them.

Would You . . .
. . . be my friend? Yes.
. . . tell me the truth, no matter what? Yes.
. . . lie to make me feel better? No. But I have a way of looking at things that turns many things into positives
. . . spread rumors about me? Only good ones, if I were to do it at all. Like that you could jump tall buildings in a single bound.
. . . keep a secret if I told you one? Yes.
. . . loan me some cash? Yes.
. . . hold my hand? Yes.
. . . take a bullet for me? It's in my nature to do that for people I care about--though hopefully I'd get you out of the way without either of us getting hurt.
. . . keep in touch? Yes.
. . . try and solve my problems? Even when you don't want me to, which is a fault I have. I need to be hit on the head about that occasionally. But I always thought you just needed someone to bounce ideas off of.
. . . love me? Yes, though not totally "Ghost" in love at this time.
. . . have sex with me? Assuming we were both unattached, and lusting after each other, Mmmmmmm. Yes.