combining two memes

[juldea]

So, there's the "respond anonymously with something you want to say" meme, and then the "answer these questions about me" meme, and so I thought I'd combine them. I don't have IP tracking on, so reply to this post if you want to with something randomly you want to say to me anonymously, andor answer any or all of these questions. It's more fun that way, no?

What Would You Do If I . . .
. . . cried?
. . . said I liked you?
. . . kissed you?
. . . started smoking?
. . . stole something?
. . . was hospitalized?
. . . ran away from home?
. . . got in a fight and you were there?

What Do You Think About My . . .
. . . personality?
. . . eyes?
. . . face?
. . . hair?
. . . clothes?
. . . voice?
. . . mannerisms?
. . . sense of humor?
. . . choice of music?
. . . family?

Would You . . .
. . . be my friend?
. . . tell me the truth, no matter what?
. . . lie to make me feel better?
. . . spread rumors about me?
. . . keep a secret if I told you one?
. . . loan me some cash?
. . . hold my hand?
. . . take a bullet for me?
. . . keep in touch?
. . . try and solve my problems?
. . . love me?
. . . have sex with me?

Comments

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

What Would You Do If I . . .
. . . cried?

Console you.

. . . said I liked you?

I'd be happy.

. . . kissed you?

I'd kiss you back.

. . . started smoking?

I'd be disappointed and concerned, and probably encourage you to stop. But it is your life to do as you wish.

. . . stole something?

Depends on what it was I guess.

. . . was hospitalized?

I'd be worried.

. . . ran away from home?

I'd want to talk to you and help if I could - give you a place to crash, etc.

. . . got in a fight and you were there?

It depends on the fight - what it was about and how bad it was. But I'd tend to try to diffuse things if it didn't look like something that'd burn on on its own.


What Do You Think About My . . .
. . . personality?

I like it. You're intelligent and interesting, that's why I like reading your LJ and I wish I knew you better.

. . . eyes?
. . . face?
. . . hair?

All lovely.

. . . clothes?

I've only seen a couple of your outfits and I thought they looked good on you. Of course the 'Geek Girl' T-shirt is the first thing that comes to mind because of the icon.

. . . voice?

I remember liking it, but it has been long enough that I don't have a clear memory of the sound.

. . . mannerisms?

MU. I haven't spent enough time with you in person.

. . . sense of humor?

You seem to have a wry and satcastic sense of humor - I like it. :-)

. . . choice of music?

I don't know enough about it to say.

. . . family?

I don't know them.

Would You . . .
. . . be my friend?

Yes.

. . . tell me the truth, no matter what?

No matter what? Probably not. There may be no one I know that I am *100%* honest with. I don't lie habitually, but I do tell white lies - like when I'm really not ready to talk about something because I need to do more thinking I may say everything is OK when it really isn't, etc.

. . . lie to make me feel better?

Depending on the depth of the lie - yeah, probably. I wouldn't tell any whoppers though.

. . . spread rumors about me?

I would hope I wouldn't do that.

. . . keep a secret if I told you one?

Yes.

. . . loan me some cash?

Very likely.

. . . hold my hand?

Gladly.

. . . take a bullet for me?

Hmm... I really don't know. I'd like ot *think* that it is in my nature to try to protect others. But I think this is one of those things where you don't know unless it happens. If I acted on instinct, perhaps. If I had time to think "I will likely die"... I fear I would probably hesitate.

. . . keep in touch?

I'm terrible at that, and we never really got close.

. . . try and solve my problems?

Only if you wanted it. I tend to get annoyed at people meddling in my affairs.

. . . love me?

Hmm... I like you. Maybe if I knew you better. I could see it, but this is one of those things you just have to see.

. . . have sex with me?

I probably would, depending on the circumstances, since I do find you interesting and attractive.

(And yeah, I know this isn't anonymous...)

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know you that well but I figured what the heck. It's anonymous right?

What Would You Do If I . . .
. . . cried? Console you
. . . said I liked you? Would wonder why since we don't know each other hardly at all
. . . kissed you? See above not to mention add very surprised
. . . started smoking? Be somewhat disappointed since it is a nasty habit
. . . stole something? Be very disappointed
. . . was hospitalized? Come and wish you well
. . . ran away from home? Hope things ended up well for you
. . . got in a fight and you were there? If you provoked it...nothing. If someone else started it...help if you needed it

What Do You Think About My . . .
. . . personality? Energetic and outgoing
. . . eyes? Have not seen you in person and I hate to comment based on a photo
. . . face? See above
. . . hair? See above
. . . clothes? See above
. . . voice? See above
. . . mannerisms? See above
. . . sense of humor? Don't know you well enough
. . . choice of music? See above
. . . family? See above

Would You . . .
. . . be my friend? Yes...I'm always open to friendships
. . . tell me the truth, no matter what? Yes...I strongly believe in honesty and demand it in any relationship
. . . lie to make me feel better? No...I would find another way to console you
. . . spread rumors about me? No
. . . keep a secret if I told you one? Yes
. . . loan me some cash? Probably
. . . hold my hand? Only if we got to know each other better otherwise it would be inappropiate
. . . take a bullet for me? I am naturally a protective type so yes but I would also do the same for a lot of people
. . . keep in touch? Yes if we became friends
. . . try and solve my problems? No...offer advice if you ask. Help if you ask, but not solve
. . . love me? If we got to know each other better, maybe
. . . have sex with me? No, but nothing personal. I only believe in sex within the confines of a marriage

To hell with anonymity

[christhegeek.livejournal.com]

What Would You Do If I . . .
. . . cried? Give you a hug...
. . . said I liked you? I like you too, schnookems
. . . kissed you? Lick your nose
. . . started smoking? Tisk tisk
. . . stole something? Stop talking to you (at least for a while)
. . . was hospitalized? Send you a card or flowers
. . . ran away from home? Try to find you(even if only through a social network)
. . . got in a fight and you were there? Back you up

What Do You Think About My . . .
. . . personality? I think you're doing well as a human being
. . . eyes? Big
. . . face? Round?
. . . hair? Getting longer again...
. . . clothes? Optional?
. . . voice? Natural?
. . . mannerisms? Hrmm
. . . sense of humor? Funny enough ;)
. . . choice of music? Tres bien.
. . . family? Don't know them

Would You . . .
. . . be my friend? Of course
. . . tell me the truth, no matter what? No. The truth isn't ALWAYS best...justn 98% of the time
. . . lie to make me feel better?In extreme circumstance
. . . spread rumors about me?Not intentionally(I have been known to get confused on details)
. . . keep a secret if I told you one?Yes
. . . loan me some cash? sure...when I have it to loan
. . . hold my hand? Yep
. . . take a bullet for me? Yeah...though I'd try to get it in the leg or something
. . . keep in touch?Sure
. . . try and solve my problems?..Why not
. . . love me? In that friendly way
. . . have sex with me? Nope

[(Anonymous)]

What Would You Do If I . . .
. . . cried? Hold you and stroke your hair. And probably make some tea (no mean feat whilst holding a crying person). Dry your eyes. Potentially recite humorous limericks. Eventually snuggle you 'til you slept. I'd sing but that'd just make things worse.
. . . said I liked you? Grin ear-to-ear and tell you I liked you back. :-)
. . . kissed you? After getting over the initial shock, wrap my arms around you and kiss you back, moving one.. Ah, never mind.
. . . started smoking? Not kiss you. Well, unless you brushed your teeth first. ;-) Oh, and if I was feeling especially mischievous, make sure your cigarettes were all in their package upside down, with holes poked in them via a needle right at the filter, all your match-heads colored with crayons, and drain your lighters.
. . . stole something? Be disappointed, after wish I'd see if it was something you'd share. ;-)
. . . was hospitalized? Catch a ride over to the hospital. Oh, and make sure you had flowers. And get tested in case they needed like, a liver donor or whatever.
. . . ran away from home? You're an adult. It's not running away from home, it is Making A Choice. :-)
. . . got in a fight and you were there? I got your back--if I couldn't calm things down so the fight was averted. And we'd kick total ass, too.

What Do You Think About My . . .
. . . personality? Way cool (understatement)
. . . eyes? Deep. Sparkly.
. . . face? Rooooowrrrrr.
. . . hair? I like your hair. Longer might be cool again, though.
. . . clothes? Haven't seen your mode of dress lately.
. . . voice? Haven't heard it in a while, but last I remember,
. . . mannerisms? Haven't been around you enough, but generally amiable/cool
. . . sense of humor? A horse walks into the bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
. . . choice of music? What I've seen/heard, very good.
. . . family? I am afraid I do not know them.

Would You . . .
. . . be my friend? Yes.
. . . tell me the truth, no matter what? Yes.
. . . lie to make me feel better? No. But I have a way of looking at things that turns many things into positives
. . . spread rumors about me? Only good ones, if I were to do it at all. Like that you could jump tall buildings in a single bound.
. . . keep a secret if I told you one? Yes.
. . . loan me some cash? Yes.
. . . hold my hand? Yes.
. . . take a bullet for me? It's in my nature to do that for people I care about--though hopefully I'd get you out of the way without either of us getting hurt.
. . . keep in touch? Yes.
. . . try and solve my problems? Even when you don't want me to, which is a fault I have. I need to be hit on the head about that occasionally. But I always thought you just needed someone to bounce ideas off of.
. . . love me? Yes, though not totally "Ghost" in love at this time.
. . . have sex with me? Assuming we were both unattached, and lusting after each other, Mmmmmmm. Yes.

[(Anonymous)]

What Would You Do If I . . .
. . . cried? I'd move the Heavens and Earth to help you.
. . . said I liked you? Probably wouldn't believe it.
. . . kissed you? Depends on the circumstance and on the type of kiss.
. . . started smoking? Probably slap you.
. . . stole something? See "smoking" question.
. . . was hospitalized? Visit you.
. . . ran away from home? Try to find you.
. . . got in a fight and you were there? Defend you.

What Do You Think About My . . .
. . . personality? Effervescent and logical.
. . . eyes? Cold, icy.
. . . face? Well-assembled.
. . . hair? Needs to be longer or shorter. ;)
. . . clothes? Nice wardrobe.
. . . voice? Deep and rich.
. . . mannerisms? Pleasant.
. . . sense of humor? We have the same.
. . . choice of music? Don't know enough about it.
. . . family? Don't know them.

Would You . . .
. . . be my friend? I already am.
. . . tell me the truth, no matter what? My belief is that honesty is the best policy.
. . . lie to make me feel better? No.
. . . spread rumors about me? Hell no.
. . . keep a secret if I told you one? Yes.
. . . loan me some cash? Yes.
. . . hold my hand? If you wanted me to.
. . . take a bullet for me? Yes.
. . . keep in touch? I do.
. . . try and solve my problems? I'd try to help.
. . . love me? Surely.
. . . have sex with me? If you wanted me to.

[(Anonymous)]

What Would You Do If I . . .
. . . cried? Ask you if there was anything I could do.
. . . said I liked you? Smile and blush a little. Then tell you that I liked you, too.
. . . kissed you? Smile and blush a lot.
. . . started smoking? Sigh inwardly but probably not say anything--unless you did it in my home, in which case I'd ask you to go outside.
. . . stole something? Something of value? Become extremely wary of you. Someone's heart? Be envious.
. . . was hospitalized? Send wishes and hopes and maybe flowers and visit you if I could.
. . . ran away from home? But you're an adult... Now if you're trying to hide from something or someone, I'd offer you a place to stay.
. . . got in a fight and you were there? Depends on the situation.

What Do You Think About My . . .
. . . personality? Intruiging and mischevious.
. . . eyes? Big and bright.
. . . face? Pleasant.
. . . hair? Nice.
. . . clothes? Yes. Or, no. ;-)
. . . voice? Deep yet soft-spoken. I wonder what your singing voice is like.
. . . mannerisms? I don't. At least, none spring to mind.
. . . sense of humor? I love it.
. . . choice of music? Haven't heard enough of it.
. . . family? Don't know them.

Would You . . .
. . . be my friend? Yes.
. . . tell me the truth, no matter what? No. I might not tell you the truth about confidences others' have trusted me with.
. . . lie to make me feel better? No.
. . . spread rumors about me? No. (Except for the one about you, the aardvark, the brass quintet and the apprentice paleontologist--but I don't mention you by name.)
. . . keep a secret if I told you one? Yes.
. . . loan me some cash? Yes.
. . . hold my hand? Yes.
. . . take a bullet for me? Yes.
. . . keep in touch? Hopefully. I have sometimes failed with others. I would never forget you, though.
. . . try and solve my problems? No.
. . . love me? I might. But that would depend on several things.
. . . have sex with me? I might. But that would depend on several things. And not necessarily the same things as the last question.