proof that my boyfriend is the funniest person ever

[juldea]

It'd take too long to explain how, but londo and I ended up at a point in conversation wherein the vagina was compared to the Mediterranean Sea. His words:

Hot. Check.
Wet. Check.
Small opening at one end one must squeeze through. Check.
Entry is easier if you placate the power just above the opening. Check.
Considered all important by many men for a long period of time. Check.
All the way in is a place that has birthed entire races. Check.
Said area also erupts in periodic bloodshed. Check.

Comments

Hot. Check.

[etherial.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure. The Mediterranean was pretty damn cold when I swam in it last year. After all, the entire European continent is north of the Carolinas.

Re: Hot. Check.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so it's frigid for you - what's new? ;)