proof that my boyfriend is the funniest person ever

[juldea]

It'd take too long to explain how, but londo and I ended up at a point in conversation wherein the vagina was compared to the Mediterranean Sea. His words:

Hot. Check.
Wet. Check.
Small opening at one end one must squeeze through. Check.
Entry is easier if you placate the power just above the opening. Check.
Considered all important by many men for a long period of time. Check.
All the way in is a place that has birthed entire races. Check.
Said area also erupts in periodic bloodshed. Check.

Comments

[juldea.livejournal.com]

We later decided that something should be added about the presence of seamen sloshing around...

[that-xmas.livejournal.com]

That's just wrong...

[descant.livejournal.com]

Best - post - ever - today

[juldea.livejournal.com]

!! Love your icon!! I so miss that comic!!

[descant.livejournal.com]

!!!

I didn't think that ANYONE would remember it anymore! I so miss Nick and BBoCS!

You do know that the archives still exist, right? It's all right here:
http://bbocs.lazarusworld.com/

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Wow, I got sucked in for a few minutes before realizing I needed to go to bed... hehe. BBoCS was one of my favorite comics for a long time... I was so sad when it ended! :(

[londo.livejournal.com]

Now those condom names make more sense.

Sheik, Ramses, Trojan... Maybe they'll come out with a triple strength condom (for super security and safety) and call it the Trireme.

[greyhame.livejournal.com]

How do you explain "Kimono" and "Skinless Skin", then? Or "Rough Rider"?

[snarkyman.livejournal.com]

How do you explain "Kimono" and "Skinless Skin", then? Or "Rough Rider"?

These are Asian names, which means they're for anal sex. Hell, it even works for Rough Rider!

Hot. Check.

[etherial.livejournal.com]

I'm not so sure. The Mediterranean was pretty damn cold when I swam in it last year. After all, the entire European continent is north of the Carolinas.

Re: Hot. Check.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, so it's frigid for you - what's new? ;)

[anitra.livejournal.com]

Eeeeeew.

Man am I glad I am home from work....

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Oooh it's an Anitra on LJ!!! :)

yup

[etherial.livejournal.com]

the one and only

[anitra.livejournal.com]

You were expecting someone else? ;)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition...

[greyling.livejournal.com]

so, so great.

[alendres.livejournal.com]

Can you float in it?

[juldea.livejournal.com]

One can just skim across the surface, nod.

[mr-teem.livejournal.com]

I had the chance one time to walk up to it and stick my hand in!

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I am left speechless.

[mr-teem.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not like it's something I'd do every time I'm there... :-)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

MY BRAIN JUST BROKE

I BLAME YOU

[mr-teem.livejournal.com]

*ding*

My work here is done. :-D :-D :-D

[ruggrat.livejournal.com]

Me too!

One more

[cristovau.livejournal.com]

Featured as a favorite destination in glossy magazines? check

Re: One more

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Oooh, good good.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

But it's only sometimes salty.

[ayalanya.livejournal.com]

another long tongue! my goodness. long-tongued people are coming out of the woodwork, these days.

and, hi! *waves*

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I was very confused until I realized you were referring to the user pic, and not anything having to do with the post itself. *giggle*

Hello!