sperm donors $600-$900 per month

[juldea]

Men suck.

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[ex-krink990.livejournal.com]

i think it's pretty sad that men get paid to whack it in a cup. it just makes me feel sorry for them. how weird and creepy to spoog in some anonymous white doctor's office room. to porn that six other dudes used before you. ewww!

[isaiahblake.livejournal.com]

Someone's jealous.

[ex-krink990.livejournal.com]

i'm happy with my multiple orgasms, thanks. give my regards to the little cup next tim though :)

[isaiahblake.livejournal.com]

Men can have multiple orgasms, too. It just takes a lot of work at muscle control.

I will enjoy my lack of menstruation, lack of pregnancy and few extra % salary for the same work, though.

I kid, of course. These are all bad things; I should be getting extra money because I'm awesome, not because I'm male.

[ex-krink990.livejournal.com]

It would be fun if everyone got a little monetary bonus completely based on residual coolness. But who would decide... and who would pay?

[isaiahblake.livejournal.com]

Me, of course.

Totalitarianism is no fun if it's someone else.

I think I'm more than qualified for the job, if that helps.