sperm donors $600-$900 per month

[juldea]

Men suck.

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[tpau]

egg donors get about $5000

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but they have to go through all sorts of hormone therapy and such, and men just have to jerk off into a cup.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Hey, at least you get the experience the miracle of childbirth. Oh, and the miracle of menstruation. And the miracle of not being allowed to leave the house because you're valuable property.

Minimal reproductive contribution. It's really the way to live. (Except the expendability.)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Preaching to the choir, pal (although I'm no longer a member of the Livejournal childfree community, I am still a member of the childfree community at large).

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Woo! To hell with crotchdroppings! Eat the sprogs!

[ian-goodknight.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but... To me, it's never been a worse time to even start up doing this stuff.

Nowadays your offspring come looking for you. Dateline had a special on this.

So, if I ever even "thought" about it, I just stopped with that show. lol

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Adoptees I could see, but sperm donors? "Anonymous" sperm donors?

[ian-goodknight.livejournal.com]

That's what I thought, but this 17 y/o girl tracked down her father on Dateline.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

What, can't handle the idea of having to tell some kid that you were just looking to get paid to masturbate?

[baronbrian.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute... I've been jerking off for FREE!?

Re: Men Suck

[etherial.livejournal.com]

We try.

Re: Men Suck

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Yay, yet another friend!

And, alternately:
Argh, yet another friend!

[xlost-girlx.livejournal.com]

man if i got paid to masturbate...

[ian-goodknight.livejournal.com]

Technically, you could if you were to take full advantage of the internet... ><

lol

[juldea.livejournal.com]

To make it fair, they should pay women to provide 'inspiration' to the men at the donation clinics.

[ian-goodknight.livejournal.com]

Inspiration just sounds nice... Yes, they should be paid... *faints*

[ex-krink990.livejournal.com]

i think it's pretty sad that men get paid to whack it in a cup. it just makes me feel sorry for them. how weird and creepy to spoog in some anonymous white doctor's office room. to porn that six other dudes used before you. ewww!

[isaiahblake.livejournal.com]

Someone's jealous.

[ex-krink990.livejournal.com]

i'm happy with my multiple orgasms, thanks. give my regards to the little cup next tim though :)

[isaiahblake.livejournal.com]

Men can have multiple orgasms, too. It just takes a lot of work at muscle control.

I will enjoy my lack of menstruation, lack of pregnancy and few extra % salary for the same work, though.

I kid, of course. These are all bad things; I should be getting extra money because I'm awesome, not because I'm male.

[ex-krink990.livejournal.com]

It would be fun if everyone got a little monetary bonus completely based on residual coolness. But who would decide... and who would pay?

[isaiahblake.livejournal.com]

Me, of course.

Totalitarianism is no fun if it's someone else.

I think I'm more than qualified for the job, if that helps.

[sammid.livejournal.com]

I fully agree,they suck for so many more reasons.

[jadasc.livejournal.com]

You're missing the math here. $600 - $900 a month is if you show up every day and wank twice or three times each session. A single... er.... shot isn't worth very much.

(No. I haven't. But when I was in school, I looked into it.)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

How does this change things? If I could make rent on 2-3 orgasms a day, life would rule.

And, er, hi, whoever you are. ;)

[jadasc.livejournal.com]

Oh. Right. Hi. :) Acquaintance of laura47's who followed a link. Pleasure's mine and all that.