am I stupid?

[juldea]

I used "riding the short bus" as a euphamism for sex.

Comments

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Well, is your hand short then?

[juldea.livejournal.com]

actually.... yes. I have small hands. Short fingers, even.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Then paint it yellow and masturbate and you'll be fine.

[ex-dervish821.livejournal.com]

Thanks for making my morning brighter. :)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure about your use of "fine" in this sentence... ;)