am I stupid?

[juldea]

I used "riding the short bus" as a euphamism for sex.

Comments

[ex-dervish821.livejournal.com]

not stupid, but it sure seems obscure.

[ratbastrd.livejournal.com]

i've always used that as a euphemism for stupid. never would have thought of it dfor sex...

[caltren.livejournal.com]

Definitely agree with rat. That's a standard euphemism for limited intelligence. So to answer your question... So, while I mean no offense to anyone, technically if you "rode the" etc.., you could, conceivably by some have answered 'yes' to the question. Not that it necessarily means 'stupid' per se, etc.., etc.., #include [std.disclaimer]

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Is your boyfriend short? And a bus?

[baronbrian.livejournal.com]

Well I always thought of it as calling someone stupid or silly. But I have silly sex. So I guess I could work that in if I thought about it.

So, no, not stupid but definitely off the wall.

[azadam.livejournal.com]

If you think about the shape of the short bus....

[juldea.livejournal.com]

It wasn't obscure at the time. I used it in the classic, "Is that what kids are calling it these days?" setup.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I have no boyfriend. Nor girlfriend.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Well, is your hand short then?

[juldea.livejournal.com]

actually.... yes. I have small hands. Short fingers, even.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Then paint it yellow and masturbate and you'll be fine.

[ex-dervish821.livejournal.com]

Thanks for making my morning brighter. :)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure about your use of "fine" in this sentence... ;)