workplace amusement

[juldea]

Step 1: sign up to receive a free Dr Pepper since Guns 'n' Roses released Chinese Democracy in 2008

Step 2: receive coupon for Dr Pepper in mail

Step 3: redeem coupon

Step 4: wait for boss to redeem his coupon

Step 5: have small office ceremony in honor of Axl Rose, 'clinking' bottles and exclaiming, "To Axl!" and "LeChaim!"

Step 6: unscrew the cap on your Dr Pepper

Step 7: leap up in sudden terror as your bottle of Dr Pepper erupts with the force of Mt Vesuvius, drenching your desk, keyboard, work paperwork, and more importantly your shirt and pants and even shoes

Step 8: take it well when your coworkers fall out of their chairs laughing and interjecting, "Fail!" and "Axl has deemed you unworthy!"

Comments

[pokedigimaniac.livejournal.com]

That is utterly hilarious XD

[getoffended.livejournal.com]

Axl Rose releasing an album on his own time: millions of dollars

Cost of postage to send out coupon for Dr Pepper: some bulk amount

Watching a lass you adore get doused in her own happiness and good will: Priceless

For most things in life, there a planned ending
For everything else, there is Juldea:)

[alexx-kay.livejournal.com]

Win :)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I agree that Dr Pepper = happiness and good will.

[flyingindie.livejournal.com]

Here is finally story worthy of the title "epic fail." That phrase gets thrown around too much, you know. ;)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Haha, glad to finally live up to those famous words. :)