workplace amusement

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Step 1: sign up to receive a free Dr Pepper since Guns 'n' Roses released Chinese Democracy in 2008

Step 2: receive coupon for Dr Pepper in mail

Step 3: redeem coupon

Step 4: wait for boss to redeem his coupon

Step 5: have small office ceremony in honor of Axl Rose, 'clinking' bottles and exclaiming, "To Axl!" and "LeChaim!"

Step 6: unscrew the cap on your Dr Pepper

Step 7: leap up in sudden terror as your bottle of Dr Pepper erupts with the force of Mt Vesuvius, drenching your desk, keyboard, work paperwork, and more importantly your shirt and pants and even shoes

Step 8: take it well when your coworkers fall out of their chairs laughing and interjecting, "Fail!" and "Axl has deemed you unworthy!"