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juldeaQ1: What's white and twelve inches long? (Answer below)
Q2: What do you call a chicken that goes across the road, rolls in the dirt, and then comes back across?
Two symphony critics were comparing notes after a concert. "Did you notice how the first crescendo literally filled the hall?" remarked the first critic. "Yes," said the other, "A substantial number of the audience removed themselves to give it room."
A1: Nothing. ;)
A2: A dirty double-crosser!
Q2: What do you call a chicken that goes across the road, rolls in the dirt, and then comes back across?
Two symphony critics were comparing notes after a concert. "Did you notice how the first crescendo literally filled the hall?" remarked the first critic. "Yes," said the other, "A substantial number of the audience removed themselves to give it room."
A1: Nothing. ;)
A2: A dirty double-crosser!