litterbox cake

[juldea]

From dervish: this is a CAKE



Ingredients:
1 (18 oz.) box spice or german chocolate cake mix
1 (18 oz.) box white cake mix
1 pkg. white sandwich cookies
1 large box vanilla instant pudding mix
12 small tootsie rolls
1 litter box (preferably a NEW one!)
1 plastic scoop
green food coloring

Recipe here.

Comments

[baronbrian.livejournal.com]

You know... I saw the German chocolate part and now I'm actually hungry.

[christhegeek.livejournal.com]

Oh ew.

[karlean7.livejournal.com]

I would not eat that. I don't CARE how tasty it is, I refuse to eat something that is DESIGNED to look like animal refuse.

[waya3k.livejournal.com]

I'm glad that the recipe states a new litter box. I wonder how many people would have cleaned one out to use.

[ex-dervish821.livejournal.com]

That was my first thought, too. "The cats won't mind if I just borrow this for a few hours."

[princess-muffin.livejournal.com]

That. Is. AWESOME.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

ew!

[bbbrittney.livejournal.com]

thats disgusting.

[mr-teem.livejournal.com]

It looks worse than the picture in real life, too.

(There is a tiny, evil part of my brain that might have helped to inflict this...food-like creation on a party in the past. But he's not speaking to the press.)

[princess-muffin.livejournal.com]

don't worry...

... we'll find some use for it in Dark Summonings, I'm sure.

[mr-teem.livejournal.com]

>squick!<

Wasn't an sealed insect-filled house bad enough?!?

mwu-ha, mua-ha-ha-ha...

[princess-muffin.livejournal.com]

we have not yet BEGUN to mess with your sense of reality!

[eor1312.livejournal.com]

horrible. blech.

ewwww...

[readcloud222.livejournal.com]

...juldea, you've put me off real cat litter boxes for good now! thanx a lot. [-:}

[zenandtheart.livejournal.com]

disturbing but funny;)

[eor1312.livejournal.com]

i really feel like it would get its point across and be sort of cute without the tootsie roll poops.

[anitra.livejournal.com]

That's exactly what I was thinking. You don't want _too_ much realism, you know?

[ex-dervish821.livejournal.com]

I agree.

[ex-dervish821.livejournal.com]

Interesting. Veronica identified it as "a bug cake."

[flyingindie.livejournal.com]

That's pretty damn repulsive. That goes waaay beyond crunching Oreos on top of a cake and throwing a few gummy worms here and there. This more than crosses the line.

[tank182.livejournal.com]

I just woke up and after seeing that I think I might go back to bed.

[crimson5.livejournal.com]

You just had to warp my brain today. You shouldn't be allowed to do that sort of thing more than once a week you know. I'm still twitching, thank you very much.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. *smooch*

[mistercranberry.livejournal.com]

aaaaaaaaagch, my eeeeeeeeeyes

[sammid.livejournal.com]

Laf that is so nasty....Dirt cake on the other hand is not bad,and tastes damn good.

[tank182.livejournal.com]

I keep passing this image on my friends list and everytime I do I remember why I never want an indoor cat again.

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

Your fu is strong. I counter with little gator's deep shit cookies!

From: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us (Susan Mudgett aka little gator)
Newsgroups: rec.pets.cats, alt.folklore.urban, alt.sex.bondage, rec.food.cooking
Subject: cookies (yes, it's that time of year again...)
Date: 20 Oct 1995 08:02:30 -0400
Message-ID: <46834m$5qp@harvee.billerica.ma.us>
Summary: feline scat pastries (yum)

Susan Mudgett's Deep Shit Cookie recipe
by scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us


here, by popular request(believe it or not) is the recipe for my 
famous disgusting cookies that look like cats poops(rolled in 
grape-nuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.)


last warning-many of you may not want to read this!


this is the recipe for little gator's famous "deep shit cookies"


there are two flavors-chocolate(dark brown), and gingerbread(light 
brown)


i seldom measure carefully so amounts may need adjustment, 
especially on flavoring.  the cookies are dense and not very 
sweet, this is necesssary so that they will keep their shape 
during baking.  if you use white flour or sugar they may be 
tastier but they won't look like shit.


chocolate ingredients:

1/2 cup honey
2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine, or lard
1 egg
1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
2 cups whole wheat flour
1/3 cup cocoa powder
grape-nuts(tm) cereal

gingerbread ingredients:

1/4 cup honey
1/4 cup molasses
2/3 cup(1 and 1/3 stick) butter or margarine, or lard
1 egg
2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
spices-ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste(maybe 1/2 tsp each)
grape-nuts(tm) cereal

mix-ins:

coconut(tapeworms)
chocolate chips
butterscotch chips
peanut butter chips
cooked spagetti or ramen noodles(roundworms)
corn
peanuts
m&ms
"those puffy pastel things you find at chinese restaurants"(shrimp 
chips-to look like the cat ate styrofoam packing pellets-i haven't    
tried this)



to make:
microwave the honey till it bubbles(about 1 minute). add the 
butter,(i've been told using lard makes for a more realistic 
texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.  add the egg, 
mix well, then mix in all the other stuff. add mix-ins of your 
choice to some or all of the batter.

chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge. roll 
dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops. roll 
logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done(maybe 10 to 
15 minutes but with my flaky oven you never know).  note: someone 
with a reliable oven says it's closer to 20 minutes for 
him.(thanks paul!)

serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a 
cat litter scoop.  i hear you get lovely effects by decorating the 
box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.  i imagine brown 
sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters, but 
i haven't tried it.  i've been told that mixing brown sugar with 
the grapenuts "sweetens up the cookie a bit while still looking 
truly hideous."


this recipe worked especially well at the halloween party where 
the table was already decorated with plastic flies.

ObUL: anyone who makes these cookies owes me two-fifty, two salads, and a scarf.

--
-- little gator aka s. mudgett email: scm@harvee.billerica.ma.us
-- friend of a gator is a friend of mine

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Ha! Obviously these need to be combined.