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juldea >> Kitten song <<
"I have a submission," sniggers jj_rudd,
"for the newsletter. It's my first attempt
so be gentle!" Woo. By golly, we flipping
love this, but don't want to spoil it by
spelling out the joke in the write-up.
http://glasscocx.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m/kitten/
>> Wheelchair dancing <<
Being condemned to a life in a wheelchair
doesn't sound too bad to us. You're eye-level
to ogle tits all day, and with the small
addition of a blanket you can masturbate in
public too. What's more, the world of ballroom
dancing isn't closed to you and your partner.
The maudlin music is what really had us here.
We're welling up.
http://www.adaptivedancing.com/AD_Video_Clip1.html
>> Anal sex for Christians <<
We all know that God frowns on sex before
marriage. It makes you blind, and your
man-seed have two tails. Thank God (literally)
that the bible has nothing but good to say
about heterosexual anal sex. BTW: This site
is most likely a wind-up, but the thought
of all those catholic girls doing anal
gave us strange and exciting thoughts.
http://www.sexinchrist.com/
>> Finger Twister <<
"I was bored", fakker dully intones, "So I
decided to make Finger Twister." Not the
first time we've featured this idea; that
honour goes to Jboom, but it's very nicely
executed.
http://www.mattfacer.com/twister/
: GEEK OF THE WEEK
Mighty ice towers
In the true spirit of doing odd stuff just
because they can, this bunch of Alaskans are
making colossal ice formations by pumping water
through an extravagant array of brass pipes and
nozzles then slowly letting it freeze in the cold
air of their icy northern realm. The sheer size
of these frozen trees is impressive - they're
getting on for the size of office blocks. But it's
the elaborate plumbing technology that's really
worth a look.
http://alaskanalpineclub.org/IceWall/04-05IceWall1.html
* INAPPROPRIATE CHARITY EVENTS - "There WAS a
sponsored swim for the tsunami appeal",
informs stephenjwz, "and I have scanned
a clipping."
http://glasscocx.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m/notgoatse.jpg
* NAMING PRODUCTS AFTER REAL STUFF - last
week we asked for better names for tech
projects. Reader Ben writes, "Funny you
should mention up-skirt shots, but Sony
Ericsson have just announced what amounts
to an up-skirt cam, which they appear to
have named after our ginger fuhrer." Gosh.
This product looks great. A remote control
bluetooth video camera. The video had us
grinning like loons.
http://www.sonyericsson.com/rob1
: FRIDAY GAME
Chain reaction cascade game
Clicking on a little tile rotates it 90 degrees.
If the edges match up with their neighbours it
starts that tile moving too. The aim is to get as
long a lasting chain reaction of movement as
possible. We reckon you'd have to be some sort
of super-brain nerd genius to be any good at it,
but it's fascinating to try.
http://www.columbia.edu/~chc18/gridgame.swf
>> David Blaine's morbid tricks <<
Ah, if only David Blaine wasn't such a master
of the arts of illusion. We'd love to believe
that he would actually pull out his own heart
live on TV. But that didn't stop us from
recoiling in fear and dismay when we saw this
video clip.
http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-663.htm
>> That girl in my spam <<
Spam. Like an old friend it greets you from
your inbox every day. Rob of Cockeyed.com
noticed one rather lovely face (and dress)
cropping up again and again and launched a
one-man mission to find out her true identity.
http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/spam/alicia/alicia.html
>> "Fuck my sex foot" <<
Foot fetishists: Enjoy vaginal sex, but dislike
women? The makers of 'Kaylani's Foot' are aiming
right at you. It's a sexy prosthetic lady foot,
with a handy fake vagina in the heel. Classy.
http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/ec322.html
>> Solid Easter egg <<
As kids we were always disappointed with
Easter Eggs being hollow. What a rip-off.
J0nnyspence obviously feels the same.
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/j0nnyspence/egg/index.htm
"I have a submission," sniggers jj_rudd,
"for the newsletter. It's my first attempt
so be gentle!" Woo. By golly, we flipping
love this, but don't want to spoil it by
spelling out the joke in the write-up.
http://glasscocx.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m/kitten/
>> Wheelchair dancing <<
Being condemned to a life in a wheelchair
doesn't sound too bad to us. You're eye-level
to ogle tits all day, and with the small
addition of a blanket you can masturbate in
public too. What's more, the world of ballroom
dancing isn't closed to you and your partner.
The maudlin music is what really had us here.
We're welling up.
http://www.adaptivedancing.com/AD_Video_Clip1.html
>> Anal sex for Christians <<
We all know that God frowns on sex before
marriage. It makes you blind, and your
man-seed have two tails. Thank God (literally)
that the bible has nothing but good to say
about heterosexual anal sex. BTW: This site
is most likely a wind-up, but the thought
of all those catholic girls doing anal
gave us strange and exciting thoughts.
http://www.sexinchrist.com/
>> Finger Twister <<
"I was bored", fakker dully intones, "So I
decided to make Finger Twister." Not the
first time we've featured this idea; that
honour goes to Jboom, but it's very nicely
executed.
http://www.mattfacer.com/twister/
: GEEK OF THE WEEK
Mighty ice towers
In the true spirit of doing odd stuff just
because they can, this bunch of Alaskans are
making colossal ice formations by pumping water
through an extravagant array of brass pipes and
nozzles then slowly letting it freeze in the cold
air of their icy northern realm. The sheer size
of these frozen trees is impressive - they're
getting on for the size of office blocks. But it's
the elaborate plumbing technology that's really
worth a look.
http://alaskanalpineclub.org/IceWall/04-05IceWall1.html
* INAPPROPRIATE CHARITY EVENTS - "There WAS a
sponsored swim for the tsunami appeal",
informs stephenjwz, "and I have scanned
a clipping."
http://glasscocx.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/m/notgoatse.jpg
* NAMING PRODUCTS AFTER REAL STUFF - last
week we asked for better names for tech
projects. Reader Ben writes, "Funny you
should mention up-skirt shots, but Sony
Ericsson have just announced what amounts
to an up-skirt cam, which they appear to
have named after our ginger fuhrer." Gosh.
This product looks great. A remote control
bluetooth video camera. The video had us
grinning like loons.
http://www.sonyericsson.com/rob1
: FRIDAY GAME
Chain reaction cascade game
Clicking on a little tile rotates it 90 degrees.
If the edges match up with their neighbours it
starts that tile moving too. The aim is to get as
long a lasting chain reaction of movement as
possible. We reckon you'd have to be some sort
of super-brain nerd genius to be any good at it,
but it's fascinating to try.
http://www.columbia.edu/~chc18/gridgame.swf
>> David Blaine's morbid tricks <<
Ah, if only David Blaine wasn't such a master
of the arts of illusion. We'd love to believe
that he would actually pull out his own heart
live on TV. But that didn't stop us from
recoiling in fear and dismay when we saw this
video clip.
http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-663.htm
>> That girl in my spam <<
Spam. Like an old friend it greets you from
your inbox every day. Rob of Cockeyed.com
noticed one rather lovely face (and dress)
cropping up again and again and launched a
one-man mission to find out her true identity.
http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/spam/alicia/alicia.html
>> "Fuck my sex foot" <<
Foot fetishists: Enjoy vaginal sex, but dislike
women? The makers of 'Kaylani's Foot' are aiming
right at you. It's a sexy prosthetic lady foot,
with a handy fake vagina in the heel. Classy.
http://www.extremerestraints.com/stat/ec322.html
>> Solid Easter egg <<
As kids we were always disappointed with
Easter Eggs being hollow. What a rip-off.
J0nnyspence obviously feels the same.
http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/j0nnyspence/egg/index.htm