I want to go back to sleep...

[juldea]

I dreamt last night that I won $177,000,000 in a box of Cracker Jacks. At the mall. My sister was with me.

I really wish I could find out someday if holding a $100,000,000 bill in your pocket really does feel that way. Do such bills even exist? I doubt it.

I wish I could go back to sleep and stay in that dream forever. Many people's money problems were solved.

Just so you all know... yes, if I had $177 million, I would give large parts of it to friends in need. I think in my dream Chase was the prime example, only because I know that money woes have nearly put him in jail this month.

I just now realized I was a bit of a tight-ass in the dream though. I gave the girl who sold me the box of Cracker Jacks only $500.

I remember thinking, "Victoria's Secret, here I come!"

Comments

[snuffelupaguss.livejournal.com]

same goes for me if i stumble into $177 million :)

[scottage.livejournal.com]

How do you teach mathematics to a woman

Look for the tan line
subtract her pants
stack her on the bed
divide her legs
calculate the distance
arc her back
add a length
function properly
provide constant movement
give her a square root
turn her over for a reverse polish notion
gradiently increase the integer
round the remainder
fill the pi
hope she doesn't multiply
log the event
sine on the dotted line
get her to cosine
profit from the experience
base the result on an exponent

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