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juldeaMan, it's really hard to orchestrate a really bad April Fool's Day joke when you interact with people all day.
So instead of telling you all the horrible things that happened today, I'll tell you all the horrible things that DIDN'T happen today, but you're supposed to think they did until I post at midnight saying, "April Fool's!"
First off, I didn't get yelled at by Papa John's early this morning. But, I indeed don't have to work tonight. But that's not because I'm a bad kid, it's because OU's men's basketball team isn't in the national championship.
Next, I was not fired from Saxon. Although I did wear my wig to work today, it did not cause a chain reaction of complaints from other employees there, combining with complaints that the help line takes to long to return calls in the morning, and Margaret did not walk in on me asleep at my desk. She also didn't give me a stern talking-to last week. So she did not decide that enough was enough and I needed to find employment elsewhere.
Also, I did not start chatting it up with a random boy in the computer lab and end up taking him home for wild sex, only to find out the boy was Justin Chiodo. This was going to be the very difficult part to orchestrate, as goldbug is probably at home and would know I was lying about that part. However, I really do not know what Justin looks like. And I bet he's never seen the apartment and might not know where it is, and would only figure it out after the rampant lust was sated and he recognized some of goldbug's stuff.
There were a lot of possible variations on that part. It was fun to think up.
Lastly, I did not feel very guilty and confess to Jason that I had slept with Justin, only to be told that Jason has been cheating on me with his best friend Nick. We're not breaking up, and everything really is wonderful. ;)
I interacted with too many people today without acting horribly upset and grumpy, and I had to tell each person that I was doing this on livejournal and not to be horribly confused... and then I just gave up.
But it would've been funny, no?
So instead of telling you all the horrible things that happened today, I'll tell you all the horrible things that DIDN'T happen today, but you're supposed to think they did until I post at midnight saying, "April Fool's!"
First off, I didn't get yelled at by Papa John's early this morning. But, I indeed don't have to work tonight. But that's not because I'm a bad kid, it's because OU's men's basketball team isn't in the national championship.
Next, I was not fired from Saxon. Although I did wear my wig to work today, it did not cause a chain reaction of complaints from other employees there, combining with complaints that the help line takes to long to return calls in the morning, and Margaret did not walk in on me asleep at my desk. She also didn't give me a stern talking-to last week. So she did not decide that enough was enough and I needed to find employment elsewhere.
Also, I did not start chatting it up with a random boy in the computer lab and end up taking him home for wild sex, only to find out the boy was Justin Chiodo. This was going to be the very difficult part to orchestrate, as goldbug is probably at home and would know I was lying about that part. However, I really do not know what Justin looks like. And I bet he's never seen the apartment and might not know where it is, and would only figure it out after the rampant lust was sated and he recognized some of goldbug's stuff.
There were a lot of possible variations on that part. It was fun to think up.
Lastly, I did not feel very guilty and confess to Jason that I had slept with Justin, only to be told that Jason has been cheating on me with his best friend Nick. We're not breaking up, and everything really is wonderful. ;)
I interacted with too many people today without acting horribly upset and grumpy, and I had to tell each person that I was doing this on livejournal and not to be horribly confused... and then I just gave up.
But it would've been funny, no?