My finger hurts from playing bass.
My back hurts from... lifting the couch, I think.
My nose hurts from being raw.
My eyes hurt from being up too late.
I decided that my g-spot is on my back - I have two of them, actually, kind of located right inside my shoulder blades. If those areas are rubbed really hard, I make all sorts of happy noises. Now I can try and tempt people by saying, "If you give me a backrub, you can touch my g-spot!"
It's very late, and I'm tired.
Papa John's hasn't called me yet.
My back hurts from... lifting the couch, I think.
My nose hurts from being raw.
My eyes hurt from being up too late.
I decided that my g-spot is on my back - I have two of them, actually, kind of located right inside my shoulder blades. If those areas are rubbed really hard, I make all sorts of happy noises. Now I can try and tempt people by saying, "If you give me a backrub, you can touch my g-spot!"
It's very late, and I'm tired.
Papa John's hasn't called me yet.