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Slightly edited for grammar and flow from the source.

"This morning I was awakened by my alarm clock, powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC-regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built, and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of food inspected by the US Department of Agriculture and taking the drugs that have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

It soon became time to leave so that I would arrive at work at the appropriate time as regulated by the US Congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory. On my way out the door I deposited my mail to be sent out via the US Postal Service and rounded up the kids to be dropped off at the local public school. We got into my automobile approved by the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration and set out on the roads built by the local, state, and federal Departments of Transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank.

After work, I drove my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads, returning to a house that has not burned down in my absence due to the state and local building codes and Fire Marshal's inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local Police Department.

I then logged on to the internet, which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration, and post on various forums about how socialism in medicine is bad because the government can't do anything right."

on 23 Mar 2010 23:02 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] baronbrian.livejournal.com
Wonderful.

And I've always thought it was a bit of a slap in the face to all the hardworking government workers to say that they can't do anything right.

on 24 Mar 2010 05:33 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] quish.livejournal.com
I always thought that people who say the government can't do anything right should stop driving on highways, and should definitely not call 911 when their house catches on fire.

on 23 Mar 2010 23:03 (UTC)
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on 24 Mar 2010 06:04 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] zenandtheart.livejournal.com
Don't forget the vineyards!

on 24 Mar 2010 15:47 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] gaudior.livejournal.com
Grin! Preach it!

on 29 Mar 2010 12:49 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] crimson5.livejournal.com
Ok, so I'm a bit late to the party on this one. Just wanted to comment that some things are best handled by the government. My question is where is the line? When do we stop having the government control all industries?

on 5 Apr 2010 17:10 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] juldea.livejournal.com
Millions of political science students struggle with these in their graduate theses yearly...? I mean, I don't know. The post above does show an amusing absurdity and conflicting viewpoint, but I agree that there is a line, and that... I'll know it when I see it, maybe.

Bleh, I'm no good for insightful statements.

Very late reply

on 13 Apr 2010 03:05 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] crimson5.livejournal.com
Not really conflicting so much as having see major corporations at work when it comes to saving a buck at expense of employee's or even customers. I honestly think Uncle Sam needs to invest in some trust busting again. (How that applies to multi-national companies I have no idea.) At the same time, true socialism tends to remove a person's drive to advance themselves. Why work harder when my extra work goes to someone I don't care about, or worse, someone I hate. Anyways, to keep this semi-short I just don't agree with nationalized health care. The abuses in our current system could have been fixed in other ways. But that's just my opinion.

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