random injury theater

[juldea]

Hooray! This winter's first incident of random injury theater is non-crippling!

I have a large, very painful bruise and lump on my left forearm. I don't remember hitting it on anything...

Also, one of my sebaceous cysts is making its presence known. Grar. Stupid body. (Although, now that I've looked at the Wikipedia article, I am greatly relieved to not have anything that looks like those pictures.)