MTV to Remake Rocky Horror

[juldea]

MTV to Remake Rocky Horror Picture Show

I think this is far more horrifying than the Cowboy Bebop live-action movie being planned.

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[spatch]

If it were a newish version of the Rocky Horror Show then maybe they've got an idea. The stage show is a lot of fun.

But if it aims to be cheesy and "HAY GANG WHY NOT CALL OUT LINES TO THIS FILM TOO?" then you might as well go back and watch Shock Treatment or something.

My money's on "suck", though.

[emiofbrie.livejournal.com]

Tak and I are putting our money on "The Rappy Hip-Hop-Horror Picture Show"

After all, we *are* talking MTV here

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Ew. I fear how right you are.

[v-cat.livejournal.com]

oh god

[pezzonovante.livejournal.com]

Starring...

Daniel Radcliffe as Brad Majors
Sarah Michelle Gellar as Janet Weiss

Jessica Biel as Magenta
Nick Cannon as Riff Raff
Hayden Panettiere as Columbia

and Maggie Gyllenhaal as Frank-n-Furter (Hey! The 14-29 male movie viewer wants a Frank-n-Furter they can want to fuck without feeling all t3h gay!!)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Sarah Michelle Gellar is too old. Mylie Cyrus for Janet, all the way.

[pezzonovante.livejournal.com]

I originally had Cyrus as Columbia, but decided Cheerleader would be better for that.

[mr-teem.livejournal.com]

Aieeee! No! No! They aren't allowed to put their mark on the 70s, too. Make them stop!

[ratbastrd.livejournal.com]

No.
No no no no.
I have seen 2 headlines about this and I refuse to read the articles, because it's so stupid that I don't wish to acknowledge its existence.

I did not do this:

for 6 or so years, just to have MTV fuck it all up.