note for tomorrow

[juldea]

Dear self,

There is currently a bag of cat pee in your fridge. This should go to the vet tomorrow after work. You've already put off collecting it for several weeks over a month; now that it's here, please don't make it sit in the fridge for that long. Plus, you've already paid out the wazoo for the tests to be done on it.

Love,
Yourself

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Dear landlords,

It's in a special collection bag inside of another bag, with the only chance of spillage being something already alive inside our fridge with the mental capacity to open it. And well, if that's true, we have bigger problems than a cat pee stained fridge. Just in case you worried.

Love,
Me

Comments

[43duckies.livejournal.com]

I'm not entirely sure I want to know the answer to this, but my morbid curiousity is getting the better of me: How exactly did you collect said sample of cat pee? Somehow, I just can't picture any cat anywhere obediantly peeing in a cup.

(Clearly, it is past my bedtime. Cheerio!)

[ezrarashkae.livejournal.com]

Ah, the joys of owning a cat. (hehe)

I'm just playin'. Your a better person then I to do something that for what I can only assume would be the well-being of your pet.

[chaiya.livejournal.com]

Oh, God! I wasn't worried. :P But now I'm a little grossed out at the thought.

[goldbug.livejournal.com]

yeah...yeah! now i'm wondering, too.

[tramissa.livejournal.com]

I bet collecting that was fun :P

A friend had to follow her dog around for just over a week to collect a sample. She could not get it right.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Hee. It was a special collection kit! Comes with a litterbox 'liner' that you just stretch over the existing litterbox without removing the litter, and then these little plastic bead-like objects that will trick the kitty into thinking they're litter, too. Lock the cat in the bathroom with that and a bowl of water, and after a little while, voila!

I'm actually very surprised it didn't take her more than a few hours. Usually she's a very picky one. ;)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

http://juldea.livejournal.com/884559.html?view=4986191#t4986191
:)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

http://juldea.livejournal.com/884559.html?view=4986191#t4986191 :)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Well, you know, I spent much too long without taking her to the vet, so now we're taking tests just to be safe.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Heh, sorry. I finished the original post and then thought, "Oh dear, I wonder what chaiya will think of this..." ;) Sorry to gross out your evening/night/morning.

[baronbrian.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the time I had an entire deer haunch wrapped in a trash bag in my freezer and forgot to mention it to the roommates. That was an interesting morning.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

*blink*

I love Brian stories. :)