I'm not an idiot.

[juldea]

As much as I say, "Man, I'm dumb," I'm actually not when it comes to important things, so please quit talking to me as if I am. It's upsetting me.

Yes, this is directed at multiple people.

Comments

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Ner?

Bad people. You should smite them! Smiting makes everything better.

Ok, you should actually ignore me 'cause I'm in a bizarre mood.

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Who are you? If that is your actual photo, you're are a hottie! :)

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

I hate condescending people.

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: That's my actual photo. I'm piloting a sailboat in San Diego harbor in that one.

I met Juldea at a SomethingPositive get together.

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

Damn! If I were single, I'd kidnap you! :) Although, I think I'm too old for you anyways. *pout* I know J from 3-kingdoms. :)

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

::laughs::

You'd think being gay in Massachusetts would be easier, but nope.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

*smites you* Because it makes everything better!!

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

No wonder you're so good looking! :) How old are you anyhow? :)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

It IS his photo and he IS a hottie. ;)

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

::blushes:: Well thank you m'lady. I love that picture, it's so... you.

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

::grins:: Smite me with a wet noodle!

[juldea.livejournal.com]

*grin* Yeah, it's one of my favorites too. Even now, when my hair is beyond my shoulders, and I no longer have a tongue barbell!

[juldea.livejournal.com]

...

SO MUCH PHALLIC IMAGERY.

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

I don't think I can envision you with long hair...

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

23 Ph.D. Candidate in Biochemistry

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Hee I do my best.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Obviously you need to come to Boston more. Or look at some of my LJ-hosted pics. Like this one!

http://pics.livejournal.com/juldea/pic/00045q55

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Youngin' :) Damn, you're younger than my brother. Jailbait. ;) Can I add you to my friend's list so I can take advantage of you? ;)

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

Did you want some hawaiian print fabrics to make into scrunchies? :) Email me your addr. sleekathawaiidotrrdotcom.

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

stop it. i haven't gotten any in 2 weeks. :(

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: You'll have to get in line, but sure.

Jailbait? Hardly, I'm way above legal. Though young, yes.

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Nice!

I do need to come to Boston more often...

but first I need to have more money than negative so I can buy gas.

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Oh you POOR BABY.

8 months.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Sure!

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

I'm married, I'm supposed to get it more often! :)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a good idea.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

...depends on who you ask...

[flyingindie.livejournal.com]

Boy, do I hear ya. I have the same problem. I can insult myself all day long, but someone else insults me, I want to throw the cookie down.

[flyingindie.livejournal.com]

(but *if*)

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Not if you're my parents.

Now, I Ask You

[fluttergrrl30.livejournal.com]

WTF is stupid enough to talk to you like that??

oh shut up

[etherial.livejournal.com]

23 years. and a half.

Re: oh shut up

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Exactly my point.

I do feel your pain. I went almost 22 years.

[mr-teem.livejournal.com]

"Self-deprecation good; Deprecation bad," sayeth a Teem of little brain.

Re: Now, I Ask You

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Friends who think they are being helpful.

Re: oh shut up

[christhegeek.livejournal.com]

This is kind of creepy. I don't know who you are but you look almost just like my rl friend Stephen.

He's finishing up his MD right now. Not gay and lives in Georgia, unfortunately. Otherwise the two of you would make the most adorable, if mildly creepy, couple.

Re: Now, I Ask You

[christhegeek.livejournal.com]

Hrm, I guess I missed something ;P

[eustacia42.livejournal.com]

It's ok. We ALL ride the short bus from time to time.

....get it? (sorry, it was just that your now-famous "short bus" lj euphemism of long ago came up in conversation last night after the ghost of monkshood show, and i couldn't help but mention it somehow in context of what you said just now, and... ah crap, whatever. lol.)

[eor1312.livejournal.com]

one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies
"because mom, i'm not retarded."

[juldea.livejournal.com]

*giggle* That's great... I'm glad I still influence the conversations of Oklahomans! :D

[eustacia42.livejournal.com]

of course! It's the lj-butterfly effect. "the short bus tsunami!" heh :)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

*snickersnort*