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[juldea]

>> French webtard makes flash CV <<
"This is the most eye-catching CV to ever land
on my desk." shits Dr Cat9 M.D., "It quickly got
distributed around our office. However, we won't
hire they guy. He's French."
http://213.186.36.10/~al/alstudio/cv/en.htm

(To us stupid americans: a CV is like a resume.)

>> Mawkish sentimental bollocks <<
Mopsey was a kitten. And, like all kittens,
he died. Check out this heart-rending tribute.
You'll either giggle or be moved to tears.
http://www.privatehand.com/flash/mopsey.html

(I was kinda halfway inbetween. I wanted to hug my cats, though.)