french horn joke

[juldea]

thanks to a link that ariose posted (http://www.mit.edu/people/jcb/jokes/):

A girl went out on a date with a trumpet player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was it? Did his embouchure make him a great kisser?"

"Nah," the first girl replied. "That dry, tight, tiny little pucker; it was no fun at all."

The next night she went out with a tuba player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"

"Ugh!" the first girl exclaimed. "Those huge, rubbery, blubbery, slobbering slabs of meat; oh, it was just gross!"

The next night she went out with a French horn player, and when she came back her roommate asked, "Well, how was his kissing?"

"Well," the first girl replied, "his kissing was just so-so; but I loved the way he held me!"

Comments

re: horny players

[etherial.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but their vibrating lips have other uses...

[damojr.livejournal.com]

Did I mention I used to play french horn? ;) (No seriously, I did!)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

So did I! :)

[karlean7.livejournal.com]

And me! And I totally knew about this joke from way back.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Hum, that's not quite the way I heard it:

"...every time I kiss him, he tries to jam his hand up my ass!"

[juldea.livejournal.com]

*shocked* That's dirty!!!

[belladonna1015.livejournal.com]

Hey I still play, lol.

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

!

[gower.livejournal.com]

Me too. This is weird.