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juldeaKickass duct tape prom fashions!
Top ten reasons why you should wear duct tape to the prom
by the Duct Tape Guys, authors of The Duct Tape Book(s)
10. Cheaper than renting a tux or gown.
9. Resistant to punch spills.
8. Prom decorations start falling down? Just peel off part of your outfit and repair 'em on the spot.
7. The gals' dads LOVE those hard-to-remove duct tape gowns.
6. As you grow, you don't have to buy a new gown or tux, you just add more duct tape.
5. With duct tape hosiery, there's no need to shave your legs for weeks after the prom.
4. The sauna-like nature of duct tape apparel allows you to loose up to 20 pounds in one night.
3. Blame your lack of dancing skills on the stiffness of your duct tape tux.
2. Rip your outfit? Get out your roll and patch it!
1. Couples wearing duct tape tend to "stick together".
Nah, that ain’t enough... Let's go for a few more (from the Duck® people):
-1: No more pins in the chest. Tape-on corsages are all the rage!
-2. Duct tape your parents' bedroom door shut and have After Prom at your place.
-3. Duct tape two cars together to make a limo.
-4. Curfew? No problem, duck tape the hands on all your clocks to 10:30 p.m.
-5. Wrap your feet in duck tape so you don't get blisters from dancing all night.
-6. Make duct tape mannequins of you and your date, so the chaperones will think you are there when really you're under the bleachers making out.
-7. Duct tape your date's "wandering hands" to his sides.
-8. Anyone can be prom queen with a duct tape crown.
Could we list more? Sure, there are no limits to duct tape... but we gotta go duct tape something!
Top ten reasons why you should wear duct tape to the prom
by the Duct Tape Guys, authors of The Duct Tape Book(s)
10. Cheaper than renting a tux or gown.
9. Resistant to punch spills.
8. Prom decorations start falling down? Just peel off part of your outfit and repair 'em on the spot.
7. The gals' dads LOVE those hard-to-remove duct tape gowns.
6. As you grow, you don't have to buy a new gown or tux, you just add more duct tape.
5. With duct tape hosiery, there's no need to shave your legs for weeks after the prom.
4. The sauna-like nature of duct tape apparel allows you to loose up to 20 pounds in one night.
3. Blame your lack of dancing skills on the stiffness of your duct tape tux.
2. Rip your outfit? Get out your roll and patch it!
1. Couples wearing duct tape tend to "stick together".
Nah, that ain’t enough... Let's go for a few more (from the Duck® people):
-1: No more pins in the chest. Tape-on corsages are all the rage!
-2. Duct tape your parents' bedroom door shut and have After Prom at your place.
-3. Duct tape two cars together to make a limo.
-4. Curfew? No problem, duck tape the hands on all your clocks to 10:30 p.m.
-5. Wrap your feet in duck tape so you don't get blisters from dancing all night.
-6. Make duct tape mannequins of you and your date, so the chaperones will think you are there when really you're under the bleachers making out.
-7. Duct tape your date's "wandering hands" to his sides.
-8. Anyone can be prom queen with a duct tape crown.
Could we list more? Sure, there are no limits to duct tape... but we gotta go duct tape something!