Simpsons character coming out of the closet

[juldea]

Speaking of gay marriage... Simpsons fans, have you seen this?

Who do you think it is?

Hey, I have cable now. I can watch!

Comments

[metahacker.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing Santa's Little Helper.

You heard it here first. (Oh, but he's bi).

[diego001.livejournal.com]

It's gotta be Smithers.

There's really very little alternative beyond that based on the description given.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

But... too obvious.

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Well, the only other alternative I see is Patty Bouvier.

Also, have you seen the show lately? It's gotten to the point where the gags are extremely obvious.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't seen a new episode in a long time. TV just isn't something I generally spend my time on. Perhaps if it were visible from my computer/room like yours is. ;)

[mr-teem.livejournal.com]

I think I'd be disappointed if Smithers wasn't one of the two characters--but you need two to make a wedding.

Pulling a guess completely out of the air, I think Smithers and Principal Skinner would make a cute couple. And, after all, Burns can't live forever, can he? :-)

[diego001.livejournal.com]

I don't know. He's got a pretty solid pact with the Devil...

[karlean7.livejournal.com]

I HATE THE SIMPSONS NOW!

*runs away sobbing*

Seriously. It just SUCKS these days.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

?

Why are you upset?

[karlean7.livejournal.com]

I'm not, really, but you have to understand.

Watching the Simpsons these days is like talking to a dearly beloved grandfather with Alzheimer's. He looks basically the same, but there's something missing, and it makes you mourn.

I mean, I guess I'll give it the benefit of the doubt, but in my experience, any recent Simpsons has become painful to watch.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

That's sad to hear. When do you think it jumped the shark?