girly group

[juldea]

I had the idea of a 'females only' livejournal filter. Kind of like the internet version of going to the bathroom together in a big group (and bringing our purses).

Comments

[londo.livejournal.com]

I'm a lesbian, does that count?

[juldea.livejournal.com]

If you can't empathize about tampon-wearing difficulties, you can't join. Sorry!

[waya3k.livejournal.com]

Does that mean we could have a males only version also with funny limericks and telephone nunbers scrawled in there? *mgrin*

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Er, that would end up being the equivalent of a truck-stop bathroom.

"For a good time, call..."

[waya3k.livejournal.com]

Well not quite a truck-stop bathroom. There wouldn't be the smell.

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Oh, trust me, I'll make sure the smell is there...

[waya3k.livejournal.com]

I don't even want to know. I think the idea would work anyways. As a rule men don't talk in the bathroom at all. It's just not done. *grin*

[diego001.livejournal.com]

Hence your suggestion of limericks, etc. Interesting...

Nevertheless, no matter what the initial men int his filter, it would easily degenerate into the truck-stop restroom wall-writings if we're not careful.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

And dirty urinals, eewwwww!

[waya3k.livejournal.com]

I didn't envision urinals, but if there is popular demand for them why not? *mgrin*

[kobold.livejournal.com]

This idea scares me. A lot.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Have I not given you the "what women discuss when they go to the bathroom together" explanation?

[kobold.livejournal.com]

You haven't, but others have.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I wonder if others have the same explanation I do, though...

same explanation

[etherial.livejournal.com]

Don't know. I've never heard it.

Re: same explanation

[juldea.livejournal.com]

It's very simple. En masse, women talk about two things when going to the bathroom in pairs/groups:

1. What the men haven't done that they should do
2. What the men have done that they shouldn't do

Re: same explanation

[diego001.livejournal.com]

So... you're telling me women talk about men when going to the bathroom in sets with cardinality greater than one?

Interesting information. *files away*

Re: same explanation

[karlean7.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose being gay lets me into this group because those two points are things that can very easily apply to me?

...I don't bleed from my crotch, so no?

Aw.

Fine! I'll just go pee standing up, thank you very much!

...wait, you can do that too? AND you get multiple orgasms? Goddamnit, what do I get?

...To not bleed from my crotch.

Hmm. Fair enough!

[en-ki.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to menstruate.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

You know, it's never that we forget to menstruate. We just sometimes forget that we're going to menstruate. Different problem - much more annoying.

[outlander.livejournal.com]

Very, very true...although some of us (those who are very young or have strange cycles) just don't think its going to happen. I am waiting for the day when one of my girls comes up and asks either for information or items with which to help the problem. It could happen any day. Fifth grade and all.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's about the time. Poor girls.

[zenandtheart.livejournal.com]

sounds like a fine idea to me!

[oakleaf-mirror.livejournal.com]

You can do this with friend groups, assuming you know the sex of all your friends. Just create a group called 'girls only' or something, and put all the women on your friends list in it. You can then use it to protect some posts.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Um... yes, I know - that's exactly what I was talking about.

Believe me, I know all about friends' groups. I think that I've created at least 50 in my time here (only have ... 14? at the moment, though.)

[oakleaf-mirror.livejournal.com]

Well, then as Emily Letella used to say, "Oh, nevermind!" :)

[tank182.livejournal.com]

I know I'm not exactly a female but... many people have told me that I'm quite girlly also I'm on a quest to unlock the seceret of female logic.. I guess what I'm asking is... Can I be in your group? you know as an honorery student?

[juldea.livejournal.com]

See above, what I responded to londo...

[tank182.livejournal.com]

oh well.. I guess I'll have to find another way to unlock the seceret...

[xlost-girlx.livejournal.com]

i thought about doing that.
then i realized that i have no shame.
so now i talk openly about my uterus on lj.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not really that I have shame on the subject, I just don't think that men care to hear about it. It would be more for their benefit than my own.

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

I'd like to be in.

I carry more of a backpack than a purse, but I couldn't find a purse that neatly held my camera, GPS, PDA and a cell phone. Plus I always have snacks in it. (:

[juldea.livejournal.com]

If it gets made (it was more of an amusing thought than an actual plan) you're definitely in, no worries. You're my only DivaCup guru! (Gotta think about gettin' me one of those...)