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[personal profile] juldea
So I had a barbell for my tongue with a slave ring. Reference picture. The ring doesn't actually go through the barbell ball, it just snaps on like, um... like the two halves of a CD case.

I woke up this morning, and no slave ring. I think it came unsnapped during the night and, probably, I swallowed it.

Ooops.

Hope it doesn't pierce my stomach lining or anything.

on 10 Nov 2003 08:16 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] baronbrian.livejournal.com
Don't worry. MB has swallowed tons of her tongue ring stuff and it's never hurt her that I'm aware of.

on 12 Nov 2003 10:37 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] juldea.livejournal.com
That's good to hear. I assume it's been through my system now, and I'm still okay...

on 10 Nov 2003 09:37 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] azadam.livejournal.com
hmmm, well now your colon can accessorize

on 12 Nov 2003 10:39 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] juldea.livejournal.com
ugh, I have this image that it got stuck on the edge of some vital organ and is hanging off like an earring...

on 10 Nov 2003 10:53 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] scirocco.livejournal.com
I assume you've checked your bed/pillow/sleeping area thoroughly? If not, well, most people pay a lot of money for that gastric ring surgery. :)

on 12 Nov 2003 10:41 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] juldea.livejournal.com
I don't sleep with my mouth open. It makes sense that if it came off in my mouth, I 99% probably swallowed it.

on 12 Nov 2003 12:23 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] scirocco.livejournal.com
I don't think you carefully monitor your mouth's open or closed status while you sleep. Unless, of course, you film yourself sleeping... :)

on 10 Nov 2003 12:07 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] zenandtheart.livejournal.com
I think they look really cool.. just like that Azadam guy.. I want to reply with *rowr* to all of his comments;).

Heh heh heh.

on 11 Nov 2003 11:24 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] azadam.livejournal.com
Just in case Julia didn't mention, I had a creepy dream a while back and you were there. (And all I've seen is your Southpark image.) You make me think of that episode where Bebe is trying to get Kyle and mentions how he has "such a sweet ass!"

on 11 Nov 2003 14:21 (UTC)
Posted by [identity profile] zenandtheart.livejournal.com
laugh! she didn't say.. I hope I'm not scaring you *grin*.

This is what I really look like.. hope it doesn't provoke any serious nightmares;).

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