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juldeaGather 'round and listen to a short story, after which you can mock me for being slow. Seriously.
Earlier tonight at D&D, a particular enemy struck a nasty hit on londo's character. Our DM chose to describe this as a dagger wound to the ribs. Due to the amount of hp damage done, londo's comment was, "One dagger, one rib, BIG hole." After this comment, a look of amazement crossed my face and I slowly collapsed onto my arms on the table, trying to muffle the fit of laughing I had just descended into. The group asked what I was cracking up about, and I raised my head and --
(Four days ago at Lunacon, an entry into![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
doompuppy's "Horrible Fan Fiction" contest was being passed around. This particular entry featured a convention that had the panel "Zombie Sex, or: Find a Hole or Make Your Own". Brought up in this panel was the concept of fucking the zombie chest cavity, with the aside "ribbed for your pleasure." I read this four days ago, and this portion of that story has been related in my presence at least half a dozen times since then.)
-- said, "Ribbed for your pleasure because it's RIBS!" I drop my head back on my arms and laugh some more as the assembled gather their thoughts (they had just been told the story of the fan fic a couple hours earlier) and either respond with, "Wooowwww!" or ask, "Did you really not get that previously?" I protest. "I thought it was funny because you were fucking a chest cavity and therefore it's bumpy because of the" --
(Yes, because of the rib cage, but I didn't actually put together that word and the "ribbed for your pleasure" until tonight, okay? Sheesh! I had the abstract concept of the shape and texture for the rib cage, I just didn't actually consider the word! It's perfectly understandable that it would take me several days to 'get' the joke. Really.)
-- "Sometimes my girlfriend is really dumb," londo says. Sadly, I can't really argue at the moment. ;)
Earlier tonight at D&D, a particular enemy struck a nasty hit on londo's character. Our DM chose to describe this as a dagger wound to the ribs. Due to the amount of hp damage done, londo's comment was, "One dagger, one rib, BIG hole." After this comment, a look of amazement crossed my face and I slowly collapsed onto my arms on the table, trying to muffle the fit of laughing I had just descended into. The group asked what I was cracking up about, and I raised my head and --
(Four days ago at Lunacon, an entry into
doompuppy's "Horrible Fan Fiction" contest was being passed around. This particular entry featured a convention that had the panel "Zombie Sex, or: Find a Hole or Make Your Own". Brought up in this panel was the concept of fucking the zombie chest cavity, with the aside "ribbed for your pleasure." I read this four days ago, and this portion of that story has been related in my presence at least half a dozen times since then.)-- said, "Ribbed for your pleasure because it's RIBS!" I drop my head back on my arms and laugh some more as the assembled gather their thoughts (they had just been told the story of the fan fic a couple hours earlier) and either respond with, "Wooowwww!" or ask, "Did you really not get that previously?" I protest. "I thought it was funny because you were fucking a chest cavity and therefore it's bumpy because of the" --
(Yes, because of the rib cage, but I didn't actually put together that word and the "ribbed for your pleasure" until tonight, okay? Sheesh! I had the abstract concept of the shape and texture for the rib cage, I just didn't actually consider the word! It's perfectly understandable that it would take me several days to 'get' the joke. Really.)
-- "Sometimes my girlfriend is really dumb," londo says. Sadly, I can't really argue at the moment. ;)