"Julia is", pt. 7

[juldea]

• Julia is a conversational agent for Multi User Dungeons (MUDs).


• Julia is 23 years old, about five feet, seven inches tall; she weighs 137 pounds.


• Julia is lovely, dresses well and has spent most of her life being "the good girl".


• Julia is undeniably flawed.


• Julia is a passionate singer with a sultry voice who writes deeply personal songs that are rich with emotion.


• Julia is truly a National treasure.


• Julia is a sure bet when it comes to entertainment anywhere, to wait would be a mistake!


• Julia is so, so excited about opening her presents tomorrow on Jesus' birthday.

Some of these are just so amusing. :)

Comments

JULIA

[reyjadan.livejournal.com]

"Julia (Madonna), the renowned sultry singer whose MUD conversations have made her a National Treasure, is now in an undeniably flawed theatre production. Come see America's favorite 23 year-old "good-girl" as she seductivly sings her way through her very flawed life, including the critically acclaimed and controversial Christmas scene."

"Julia is a sure bet when it comes to entertainment anywhere, to wait would be a mistake!" -Bill Clinton

"A must see!" -E! Online

"A surefire hit!" -New York Times

"I loved every minute I hated of it!" -Jason

"Julia ROCKS!" -Randen

Re: JULIA

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Um, wow. I didn't even see that comment was made by Bill Clinton, much less know there was a movie about me starring Madonna. FREAKO.