this week's b3ta links

[juldea]

>> One-legged Dance Dance Revolution <<
Nothing fills us with more joy that seeing the
differently abled excel at stuff we're shit
at. This video is inspirational, funny, and
probably will end up as a TV ad.
http://giantmonster.com/movies/oneleggeddancer.html

NSFW >> Dodgy old book covers <<
Ah, how we yearn for the kinder, gentler times these
over-heated book covers hark back to. You do have
to wonder who'd be titillated by pulp titles
like 'Matador of Shame.' Judging by the vintage,
possibly your granddad. Now there is a thought.
http://community.middlebury.edu/%7Emobrien/covers/

NSFW >> Body of art <<
This is the kind of art that we like. Naked people
painted up to make pretty pictures. We love the
chest hair on the portrait of Elvis. Oh, and the
wanking hands. Always love the wanking hands.
http://www.alisonholland.com/dunbarchiappin.htm

>> Carl Lewis <<
Through the 80s and 90s, athlete Carl Lewis
seemed unbeatable - the consumate athlete
perfect at everything he tried. Critics,
however, might suggest he lacked the ability
to laugh at himself and expected everybody to
take him seriously. No-one who's seen this stab
at a music video could accuse him of that though.
http://www.carllewis.com/video.music.1.html

>> Best Flash intro ever <<
This extraordinarily bombastic spot for David
Hasselhoff's fansite seems to suggest that being
a Hasselfan is an extreme experience, akin to
taking a shed-load of powerful drugs. We can't
say we disagree.
http://www.davidhasselhoffonline.com/

>> Mass pillow-fight <<
We love the idea of this: pillowy violence
breaking out in the city of London. Let's hope
it doesn't get out of hand and the police have
to turn up with riot cushions.
http://www.mobile-clubbing.com/pillow.html

>> How to bag a brain <<
Just in case you ever need to ship your brain
across country, Columbia University has provided
rather helpful instructions. Don't come crying
to them when your Frankenstein creation runs amok.
http://www.nybb.hs.columbia.edu/pathologist.htm

NSFW >> Wobbling tits <<
"Behold my Small And Animated Boobs", intones
Vord, "Recently I happened upon some bloke's
'images' directory and therein found two or
three of these small and animated boob files.
Naturally i went on a hunt for more." Blimey,
we found some cheap sniggers here. NOTE TO
TEAM: tits are funny.
http://vord.rsc.cx/img/boobs/

>> Kabbalah for Dummies <<
Everyone's talking about Kabbalah, the
bible-analysing trend that's perplexing deep
thinkers like Britney Spears and David Beckham.
Now you can give it a try yourself - or something
a bit similar. This page analyses the patterns of
words and letters on a site and tells you whether
the result is good or evil.
http://homokaasu.org/gematriculator/