dervish and I were discussing whether god is/would be/whatever verb you want.. anyway, whether male or female. And the best answer is that god would not have to be forced into one of those roles, it's not an either/or question. Which led me to the conclusion:
god is a she-male.
Sorry if I offend, but if you're too serious to take that joke... I've probably already offended you enough already to drive you away!