I dreamt last night that I won $177,000,000 in a box of Cracker Jacks. At the mall. My sister was with me.
I really wish I could find out someday if holding a $100,000,000 bill in your pocket really does feel that way. Do such bills even exist? I doubt it.
I wish I could go back to sleep and stay in that dream forever. Many people's money problems were solved.
Just so you all know... yes, if I had $177 million, I would give large parts of it to friends in need. I think in my dream Chase was the prime example, only because I know that money woes have nearly put him in jail this month.
I just now realized I was a bit of a tight-ass in the dream though. I gave the girl who sold me the box of Cracker Jacks only $500.
I remember thinking, "Victoria's Secret, here I come!"
I really wish I could find out someday if holding a $100,000,000 bill in your pocket really does feel that way. Do such bills even exist? I doubt it.
I wish I could go back to sleep and stay in that dream forever. Many people's money problems were solved.
Just so you all know... yes, if I had $177 million, I would give large parts of it to friends in need. I think in my dream Chase was the prime example, only because I know that money woes have nearly put him in jail this month.
I just now realized I was a bit of a tight-ass in the dream though. I gave the girl who sold me the box of Cracker Jacks only $500.
I remember thinking, "Victoria's Secret, here I come!"