random work thoughts

[juldea]

Homeschoolers should have fight songs.

I really should start answering the phones "Sex 'n' math helpline" (instead of Saxon math).

Comments

greetings

[reyjadan.livejournal.com]

You answer the phone with 'sex 'n math' and I'll answer the phone with "Thank you for calling Fullsex, how can we help you?" See if anyone actually notices.

[ex-dervish821.livejournal.com]

i doubt i'd notice if you said sex 'n' math.

however...

"um, yeah, i can't seem to reach orgasm without reciting multiplication tables. can you help?"

[goldbug.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha
another crazy image to pop into my head and make me laugh at random times....