pearl jewelry, continued

[juldea]

Dear future boyfriend or girlfriend I have who will read back in my Livejournal to find out more about me and my life,

I am now in need of pearl earrings to match my necklace.

Love,
me

Comments

[shogunhb.livejournal.com]

This sort of crafty thinking is why you are awesome.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Hey, my solution to a desire has opened up a new desire. Why not let that percolate for a while, and perhaps let someone else solve it? :)

[sectionchild.livejournal.com]

hahahahhahahahahaa

I think that's a lovely idea. Pearl earrings make a WONDERFUL christmas present.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I'm going to have a earring-buying partner by CHRISTMAS? That's fast work.

[quish.livejournal.com]

Hey, you're hot stuff, AND emotionally vulnerable. If I were a swingin' single male, I'd be all over dat. ;-)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Yes, but whether or not I am single is not wholly the decision of swingin' single males. I get a choice, too, and my choice is NOT YET!!!

[sectionchild.livejournal.com]

You could totally have a partner by Christmas. Really, if you don't, that's their fault. They were probably scared off by the Halo of Awesome over your head.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I could, yes, but right now I'm the one scared off. :P

[shadowravyn.livejournal.com]

*must not make 'pearl necklace' joke...*

Then, I wrote it as perl necklace, which is weird in and of itself.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Dude, I very specifically crafted that entire post to avoid that joke!! I should've known you'd take it there.

[crimson5.livejournal.com]

Please....you obviously overestimate the maturity levels of males. More than likely we ALL saw the joke. I know I had to refrain from trying to figure out something witty.....

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

perl necklace, which is weird in and of itself.

Does it use regular expressions? (:

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I want to make some joke about how it causes people to make "regular expressions" of awe, but I can't quite figure out how to phrase it right. :)