Where's the party?

[juldea]

I was leaving work half an hour ago, curious about the rumors I had heard about free food on campus (turned out to be a crock, only students with meal plans), and so started calling people to see what they knew about the deal. EVERYONE I called was gone. EVERYONE. Both Happiness Hotel numbers, Goldbug, Karen, Randen, and Waylon (you have to realize, those numbers right there are the extent of my circle of friends). Is there some party going on that I didn't get invited to? It's odd...