I'm not an idiot.

[juldea]

As much as I say, "Man, I'm dumb," I'm actually not when it comes to important things, so please quit talking to me as if I am. It's upsetting me.

Yes, this is directed at multiple people.

Comments

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Ner?

Bad people. You should smite them! Smiting makes everything better.

Ok, you should actually ignore me 'cause I'm in a bizarre mood.

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

Oooh. Who are you? If that is your actual photo, you're are a hottie! :)

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: That's my actual photo. I'm piloting a sailboat in San Diego harbor in that one.

I met Juldea at a SomethingPositive get together.

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

Damn! If I were single, I'd kidnap you! :) Although, I think I'm too old for you anyways. *pout* I know J from 3-kingdoms. :)

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

::laughs::

You'd think being gay in Massachusetts would be easier, but nope.

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

No wonder you're so good looking! :) How old are you anyhow? :)

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

23 Ph.D. Candidate in Biochemistry

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Youngin' :) Damn, you're younger than my brother. Jailbait. ;) Can I add you to my friend's list so I can take advantage of you? ;)

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

::laughs:: You'll have to get in line, but sure.

Jailbait? Hardly, I'm way above legal. Though young, yes.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

It IS his photo and he IS a hottie. ;)

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

::blushes:: Well thank you m'lady. I love that picture, it's so... you.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

*grin* Yeah, it's one of my favorites too. Even now, when my hair is beyond my shoulders, and I no longer have a tongue barbell!

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

I don't think I can envision you with long hair...

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Obviously you need to come to Boston more. Or look at some of my LJ-hosted pics. Like this one!

http://pics.livejournal.com/juldea/pic/00045q55

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Nice!

I do need to come to Boston more often...

but first I need to have more money than negative so I can buy gas.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

That sounds like a good idea.

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

Did you want some hawaiian print fabrics to make into scrunchies? :) Email me your addr. sleekathawaiidotrrdotcom.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Sure!

[juldea.livejournal.com]

*smites you* Because it makes everything better!!

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

::grins:: Smite me with a wet noodle!

[juldea.livejournal.com]

...

SO MUCH PHALLIC IMAGERY.

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Hee I do my best.

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

stop it. i haven't gotten any in 2 weeks. :(

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Oh you POOR BABY.

8 months.

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

I'm married, I'm supposed to get it more often! :)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

...depends on who you ask...

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Not if you're my parents.

oh shut up

[etherial.livejournal.com]

23 years. and a half.

Re: oh shut up

[brewergnome.livejournal.com]

Exactly my point.

I do feel your pain. I went almost 22 years.

Re: oh shut up

[christhegeek.livejournal.com]

This is kind of creepy. I don't know who you are but you look almost just like my rl friend Stephen.

He's finishing up his MD right now. Not gay and lives in Georgia, unfortunately. Otherwise the two of you would make the most adorable, if mildly creepy, couple.

[ex-sleek838.livejournal.com]

I hate condescending people.

[flyingindie.livejournal.com]

Boy, do I hear ya. I have the same problem. I can insult myself all day long, but someone else insults me, I want to throw the cookie down.

[flyingindie.livejournal.com]

(but *if*)

Now, I Ask You

[fluttergrrl30.livejournal.com]

WTF is stupid enough to talk to you like that??

Re: Now, I Ask You

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Friends who think they are being helpful.

Re: Now, I Ask You

[christhegeek.livejournal.com]

Hrm, I guess I missed something ;P

[mr-teem.livejournal.com]

"Self-deprecation good; Deprecation bad," sayeth a Teem of little brain.

[eustacia42.livejournal.com]

It's ok. We ALL ride the short bus from time to time.

....get it? (sorry, it was just that your now-famous "short bus" lj euphemism of long ago came up in conversation last night after the ghost of monkshood show, and i couldn't help but mention it somehow in context of what you said just now, and... ah crap, whatever. lol.)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

*giggle* That's great... I'm glad I still influence the conversations of Oklahomans! :D

[eustacia42.livejournal.com]

of course! It's the lj-butterfly effect. "the short bus tsunami!" heh :)

[juldea.livejournal.com]

*snickersnort*

[eor1312.livejournal.com]

one of my favorite lines from one of my favorite movies
"because mom, i'm not retarded."