ubiquitous tits

[juldea]

[10:25:56] tinder: but once again
[10:26:14] tinder: i still cannot use the word 'ubiquitous' without, at least fleetingly, visualing your breasts.
[10:26:15] tinder: hah.
[10:26:22] Juldea: What? Laugh!
[10:26:26] tinder: seriously.
[10:26:33] tinder: the word is permanently tainted for me.
[10:26:37] Juldea: Wow.
[10:26:59] tinder: like dude/man/fuck
[10:27:02] tinder: theyre inseperable.

This conversation brought to you by his latest post on e-mafia, a review of The Last Samurai, and an old old inside joke about my ubiquitous tits.

Comments

[alexx-kay.livejournal.com]

OK, I followed google here, but still no actual *explanation* of the joke! You're just teasin'!

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[juldea.livejournal.com]

Back when I was young and stupid, it was very common for my shirt to be removed at parties. In fact, "It's not a party until Julia's shirt is off," was a common saying. My breasts were rather well-known, hence ubiquitous.

That hasn't happened in years. I really don't plan on ever getting that reputation again.

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[alexx-kay.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. You've long been interested in getting lots of attention, but you're more subtle about the methods than you used to be :-)

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[juldea.livejournal.com]

Well.. yes, quite honestly. I'm aware of that being the case; several of my friends have specifically commented on it. I can still manipulate a crowd, just in a quieter, more dignified manner. ;)