very simply

[juldea]

I want to find a man who will take me out dancing.

I don't mean ballroom. I don't mean clubbing.
I mean Patrick Swayze/Jennifer Grey dirty dancing.

Comments

[zonereyrie.livejournal.com]

Right! Time to take dancing lessons!

[scottage.livejournal.com]

Jennifer Grey was hot before she got her nose changed.

[karlean7.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* I happily volunteer. Clubbing dancing involves very little artistry, and ballroom dancing usually involves doing dances I'm not very good at with people who are much shorter than I. And while that's a problem that's not about to go away, Patrick Swayze/Jennifer Grey dancing is a bit less reliant on that sort of thing. I think. I need to watch it again.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Laugh!

While I happily accept your offer and am pleased with your enthusiasm, I was more referring to a guy whom I could take to bed after that night of dancing ;)

Oh well, maybe we could go out and cruise guys together. With our forces combined, we should be able to get at least ONE of us a phone number...

(and I am much shorter than you, if you don't remember - 5'3". Perhaps I need to find some high spike heels to dance in...)

[karlean7.livejournal.com]

Riiiight. Take to bed, and all that.

Well, good luck with that search. Like I said before, height doesn't matter too much in non-ballroom dancing, and cruising for men sounds enjoyable.

I think the reason so many fags have their hags is because they always figure that for any given guy, at least one of them has a chance.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to decide if I'm being called a hag here, and if I'm offended. ;)

Actually, us going is still a great idea. We could go to places where people go to dance, and therefore meet men who dance. Who knows if I'd be likely to meet them anywhere else? :)

[karlean7.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I've always wondered at the whole hag thing. Or, for that matter, the fag thing. The conclusion I've reached is that it's all a matter of context.

[tragicstory.livejournal.com]

So the wonderful single heterosexual man now has to dance like Patrick Swayze? Tall order.

[juldea.livejournal.com]

I realize I'm picky. ;) But that just means that when I find the guy that fits all of these requirements, I know I'll be happy with him. :)

You're right, though, the list is getting longer. Perhaps I should write down all of the requirements before it gets too long for me to remember it all.