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[juldea]

My brother, Travis (in the navy) just got promoted. My brother-in-law, Blake (in the navy) just got an exemplary evaluation and will soon be promoted. tinder (in the navy) is about to get a full scholarship and commission.

I'm surrounded by impressive seamen.

Say that out loud, and laugh with me.

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Secretary is a really good movie. I assumed so, since it was recommended by both ladylarken and guvnor.

I found it extremely erotic, and am trying to decide how much to allow myself to identify with the main character. I need to find me a handsome, OC lawyer to work for...

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The Hulk is good. Two thumbs up. Pay money.

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While tinder and I were watching movies on the couch, one of the cats made a noise from the recliner that sounded JUST like *fapfapfap*. After a moment I burst out with, "Is one of the cats masturbating?" and tinder said, "They're trying to kill themselves!", which is really funny if you've seen this (later we determined that Pixel was trying to kill Matrix).

Okay, it's bedtime now. Y'know, almost 8am. ;) Gotta be at work at 4...

Comments

[ex-dervish821.livejournal.com]

i like when other people brag on nick. :)

[ratbastrd.livejournal.com]

Well, I haven't seenthe movie, but I'm a lawyer. :)

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[juldea.livejournal.com]

First off: see the movie.

Secondly: well, 'lawyer' only satisfies one of the conditions, doesn't it...

[oddharmonic.livejournal.com]

I am amused by the mental image of a masturbating cat. I must start watching the local cats more intently.

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[juldea.livejournal.com]

I mean, the sound was dead on. It was really disturbing, because the mental image instantly arose.

[tank182.livejournal.com]

When I first heard that they were making The Hulk I was all about it. But after seeing the previews I'm not sure if it's going to be good or not. I guess now I have to see it just to find out if it's good or not.

[gager.livejournal.com]

NOOO!!! Don't! Please, I'm trying to save your soul.

It's that bad. You'll waste time out of your life and walk out wishing that you had played putt-putt or maybe just spent two hours vomiting.

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[tank182.livejournal.com]

I will bare that in mind!

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[juldea.livejournal.com]

Um, very very weird. I enjoyed it. A lot.

Then again, my theory is that enjoying movies is all about what you expect when you go into it... So perhaps we were expecting different things.