That remains the strangest thing I have ever seen on the Internet.

I have but one scenario for you: Santa Claus/Inuyasha (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/InuYasha_(character)) slashfic. It exists.

That said, Ann M. Martin/Lady Elaine sounds FANTASTIC. In that painful way.

A friend of mine (quish) wrote Winnie the Pooh characters v. Harry Potter characters slashfic for a bad fic contest at Lunacon last year. It might even still be online...